Print

v1. Science fiction double feature / no it's horror tonight Chainsaw threw creatures / for sarcastic fright Cliche villains are slain / only to come back again Because sequels are easier / for hack-writers to pen And Uwe Boll can direct it / shoot it in Vancouver Rotten Tomatos says it / sucks hard like a Hoover Bites like a vampire / with loli-goth cat ears Who calls you Oni-sama / to aleve your fears Then gives you a hickey / and makes you her slave You become a night owl / whose addicted to raves Incinerate in daylight / if you don't behave Though if you're Vampire-ama / then you'll be her fave But back to the point / Uwe Boll is the wackest Need MST3K / to come back and attack this Pathetic excuse / for a movie maker Should be rolled like / oats made by the quakers ch. I have a Chamber of Secrets and Video Tapes All old horror films all in excellent shape Bootlegged off the late night broadcasts Or stolen off public domain podcasts (x2) Songtextev2. I saw of the House of the Dead / Made wish me I was dead "I want my 6 bucks back" / I repeatedly said Wanted to catch Kill Bill / but my friends wouldn't pay More than the cost / of a cheap matinee The experience was brutal / like making patee A concussion would have / made for a better day Granted I take issue / with most horror films Most seem so generic / fired in the same kiln Made from the same clay / spun on the same wheel Cliched wack stories / made for mass appeal I could cut together clips / from seventy different reels And it would still be congruent / and evenly keeled But some of it shines / and truly horrifies Scares you to death as / it rips out your eyes Haunts you curses you / through and through out the eve Leaves you so paranoid / you're unable to breath Aus Songtexte Mania