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I just updated my status It says ''Big Wax is the muthafucker baddest!'' On the wall come Katie from Missouri Hits the Like button in hurry Two minutes later, got a worry cause I checkes my message And my girl wants to know who this bitch I had sex with is I say who ? Up comes the box Katie! caps lock I type back girl it ain't like that Katie is the girlfriend of my boy, Mike that I knew from my Psych lab He's a college buddy She types OMG, I'm not a dummy! Her status says ''single'' on the wall Is that the girl go fucked on tour last fall? So I hit X, then I get the text, then I get a call Then I get a tweet @ Big Wax Fuck Ya'll I hope you and Katie both die Here's an E-Kite you should both fly I should've just deleted my page But the fuck that now, Ima need it get laid [Chorus] Don't be posting nothin' up on my wall Stay off my facebook Stay offa my facebook SongtexteAnd don't be tagg'n me in nothin' at all Stay off my facebook Get up offa my facebook And now my girlfriend wants to chop off my balls Stay off my facebook Stay off my facebook It just makes it oh so easy stalk Stay off my facebook Bitch, get off my facebook Drunk pictures, fuh at the show Not cool to everyone that you know I just had a job interview, it woulda been great look Interviewer called me and said he saw my facebook He said I ain't gettin the position, due to the picture of me naked in the kitchen with a bong in my hand that I just got tagged in All my friends makin up their own fake captions One read that's Mike to the T! and that's the one that was typed by me What ever happened to privarcy? My mom got a page just to spy on me When the first friended me I fuckin' hated it She thinks everythings' some drug-related shit What are those little smiely faces for ? Damn it! I should've just hit ignore Yeah, I'm 'bout to bite the bullet Delete my page, yeah, tonight I better do it Make a fake page with a wrong name and just use it to stalk my ex and play that farm game [Chorus] Aus Songtexte Mania