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I wanted to be Prime Minister for my career progression'Cos Gordon Brown had led us down into a big recessionThe public went and voted but my party came in thirdAnd I was left hanging around like an unwanted turdBut then I got a phone call from David CameronHe said "Nick, I can help you get into governmentBut there's one condition behind this coalitionYou'll have to bend over, pull your cheeks apart and spread"I mulled it over carefully, and this is what I said:"Go on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arse"I started feeling guilty as if I'd sold my soulAs one by one my policies got shafted up my holeBefore I knew it, there I was, agreeing with the cutsAs he thrust the Tory policies in right up to the nutsThen one day he turned up, with his mate George OHe said "I didn't think you'd mind if he had a little go"So I just bent over and took it on my kneesSongtexteI went back on my promises to scrap tuition feesAt least I'm not the only one getting shafted if we're charging students theseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseCome on, insert your gloryMake me feel like a ToryWe'll go back on our election pledgeIf you nudge that peanut on my ledgeGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arseGo on then, just this onceUse my arsehole as a cuntUse my arse, use my arseUse my arsehole, use my arse...holeAs a cunt Aus Songtexte Mania