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If you've ever been on television more than five times Describing what the tornadoes sounded likeYou might be a redneck.If you've ever cut your grass and found a carYou might be a redneck.If your dad walks you to school because your in the same gradeYou might be a redneck.If you've ever been too drunk to fish...If somebody asks to see your ID and you show them your belt buckleIf every day somebody comes to your house mistakenly thinking your having a Yard sale.If you've ever had to haul a can of paint to the top of a water tower to defend Your sister's honorYou might be a redneck. If your dog and your wallet are both on a chain.You might be a redneck.They always make fun of the way I talk, I keep telling them I said your gonna beReal surprised when you get into the habit in St. Petersburg and say,"Y'all get into the truck, we goin up to the big house." If you've ever financed a tattooSongtexteIf you've ever made change in the offering plateYou might be a redneck.We have words in the south they don't have in other parts of the countryNow, you come to the south, we have words like, yu'nt to.We goin to the mall, yu'nt to?What letter does that start with, does anybody know?I like this word alot, aight.That's a word in Texas, aight.Round lunch time every day, you'll hear somebody say,"Hey jeet yet, naw, dju? Yu'nt to? Aight."If you go to the family reunion to meet women.If you smoked during your weddingYou might be a redneck.And last but not least If you see a sign that says say no to crack,And it reminds you to pull your jeans upYou might be a redneck. Aus Songtexte Mania