Half Man Half Biscuit

Dickie Davies Eyes
Mention the Lord of the RingsJust once moreAnd I'll more than likely kill you"Moorcock, Moorcock, Michael, Moorcock" you fervently moan.Is this a wok that you've shoved down my throat, Or are you just pleased to see me?Brian Moore's head looks uncannily like London Planetarium.And all those people who you romantically,Like to still believe are alive,Are dead!So I'll wipe my snotOn the arm of your chairAs you put another Roger Dean posterOn the wall.God, I could murder a Cadbury's Flake! Then I guess you wouldn't let me into heaven.Or maybe you would 'cause their adverts promote oral sexA Romany bint in a field with her paints,Suggesting we faint at her beauty,But she's got Dickie Davis Eyes!SongtexteAnd all those people who you romantically,Like to still believe are alive,Are dead!So I'll wipe my snotOn the arm of your chairAs you put another Roger Dean posterOn the wall.And all those people who you romantically,Like to still believe are alive,Are dead!So I'll wipe my snotOn the arm of your chairAs you put another Roger Dean posterOn the wall. Aus Songtexte Mania