Half Man Half Biscuit
Architecture And Morality Ted And Alice
The wonderful dexterity of Hannu Mikkula Makes me want to shake hand with the whole of Finland But the horrible sincerity of Miriam Stoppard Makes me wanna go out and commit mass murder I ranked Jane Scott for a genuine friend She was otherwise engaged so i looked round the bend I saw the wheels of nihilism rolling my way Now i live life in the bus lane Yeah i live life in the bus lane The halcyonic dynamo that lit up my childhood Made me feel secure on the roads in winter But the nauseating bashfulness of early Diana Makes me want to set fire to commemorative tea towels I walked across the road with a peach in my hand A hammer in my head and i couldn't understand Behind us stood a maniac laughing at me Saying "I like to watch the adverts Yeah i saw it in the adverts" Aaaah! You fold your grandma's neck And smother her with custardSongtexte As a contribution to your folio And the very next morning You take her into college And the tutor with the beard and the polio Says "Well it has got potential And it could well be essential But it should be more dramatic if you know what i mean" Have you tuned in To Radio da da Every friday evening At six in the morning Scan the airwaves For Radio da da It goes something like this.
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