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Are you bored?Are you jaded?Has all the enthusiasm faded?Are you one of those peopleLike glazed fruitWho sit there in shell-shockTill the dot on your screen disappears?Are you one of those peopleOr are you just afraid?Are you one who craves excitementWere you tailor madeFor this sporting life?Living on a knife edgeThis sporting life's forever changingAre you one of these people?The keys please quickEvery second countsI've signed the bookGimme the keysThe elevator opens its mouthLike Jonah and the whaleThe elevator spits me outInto a freak showIt's a freak showAnd into a swarm of fliesDo.....do not disturbSongtexteDo.....do not disturbThe sign on the door read:Do not disturbStrange looks from the bellmanAs he takes me down the hallwaythrough a fire door to a stairwellSkidding, skidding, skidding, skiddingOut of control, out of controlDo.....do not disturbDo.....do not disturbThe sign on the door readThe sign on the door saidThe sign on the door readDo not disturbThis is the Bad SamaritansHello loved oneSorry there was nobody hereTo take your call personallyHowever, we understandWhat you're going throughHow you've traveled life's highwayWith your smile on upside-downAnd now you think you've foundThe ultimate answer to all your problemsDon't be hastyWhy waste a lifeWait until there's a crowd down belowGive a little when you goAre you one of these people?Jump jump jump jump jump......There's a fruitcake in the windowSomeone fetch the copsFor God's sake get a cameraBefore the bastard dropsA little to the leftA little to the rightA little to the leftMaybe tonight's the nightWhy are we waiting?We're waitingA little to the leftRight down the middleA little to the rightX marks the spotYou ain't gonna beOn This is Your Life's tonightThis sporting lifeNeeds organizingWe'd gladly lose the cupIf we could stick the knife inThis sporting lifeThis sporting lifeThis sporting life's forever changingAre you bored?Are you jaded?Has all enthusiasm fadedAre you one of those people? Aus Songtexte Mania