Frankie Yankovic

Too Fat Polka
Here's a silly ditty,You can sing it right awayNow, here is what you saySo sing it while you mayHere's a silly jingle,You can sing it night or noonHere's the words, that's all you need'Cause I just sang the tune:Oh, I don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meI don't want her, you can have her,She's too fat for meShe's too fatShe's too fatShe's too fat for meI get dizzyI get numboWhen I'm dancingWith my Jum-Jum-JumboI don't want her, you can have herSongtexteShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meI don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meShe's too fatShe's too fatShe's too fat for meCan she prance up a hill?No, no, no, no, noCan she dance a quadrille?No, no, no, no, noDoes she fit in your coupe?By herself she's a groupCould she possiblySit upon your knee?No, no, noWe don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meAnd she's too fat for meBut she's just right for meWe don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meYeah, she's too fat,Much too fatBut she's just right for meShe's so charmingAnd she's so winningBut it's alarmingWhen she goes in swimmingWe don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meBut she's just right for meSo I sure want her, you can't have herShe's just right for meBut she's too fat!She's not too fat!She's just right for me!She's a twosome,She's a foursomeIf she'd lose someI would like her more someI don't want her, you can have herShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meShe's too fat for meI don't want her you can have herShe's too fat for meShe's too fatMuch too fatShe's too fat for meHey! Aus Songtexte Mania