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Now I lay me down to learnWhich to read and which to burnPray the Lord my soul to turnOver to the school board Free to worship as I pleaseLong as it pleases the authoritiesHear me praying on my kneesMy School Prayer (spoken)Once again, boys and girls, I'll remind you that this activity is not mandatory, and those of you who don't believe in a Judeo-Christian God as defined by Congress, should feel free to sit quietly with your fingers in your ears, like the atheistic heathen you are. Agnostics may want to plug just one ear. (sung)May my every sneeze be blessedMay I pass I urine testMay my mind be underestimatedAnd ignored, Lord Keep my classroom safe and cleanSanctify my M16Every morning 8:15It's my School Prayer God bless California, Arizona, North Dakota, Texas, Maine, New Hampshire, Ohio and New York, of courseThe forty-eight contiguousSongtexteAnd the two ambiguousThe greatest country God ever saved from the pagansAnd while we're at it, dear Lord, bless the Reagans God is good and God is greatSo we'd hate to separateChurch from state or ourselves from patriarchyAnd theocracy Peace on earth, Thy kingdom comeInto my curriculumMake my head a hollow drumStrike me dumbExcept to mumbleMy School Prayer Aus Songtexte Mania