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There are some things That I have done in life That make me ashamed And I keep from the wife Like the stains of butter crumpets That spilt on the page That will remain Someday I'll confess To all those crimes But right now i'd like to say That I am guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher Choppin' up the teacher It was I Yes I am guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher It was I It was those cricket scoresThat made my claws sink inOh that bloody ginHe told us to go fetch herThough a pterodactyl hatched herSo I chopped of his headAnd went to bedSongtexteLike I said It's me who's guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher Choppin' up the teacher It was I Yes I am guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher It was I He said trouble it will comeFrom the headmasterAnd he'll make a right disaster of your bumAnd my parents they were calledAnd my dad he was appalledWhen police reported I'd not done the lawYounger parents do distrustOur public schoolsWell they're fucking foolsCoz would the world be betterWithout paranoid cross dressersI don't think soI'd miss em'And so would IHe is guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher Choppin up the teacher It was him Yes he is guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher It was him Everybody Yes he is guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher Choppin up the teacher It was him Yes he is guilty of the crime Of choppin' up the teacher It was him Aus Songtexte Mania