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Someday I'm gonna be famous, do I have talent well noThese days you don't really need it thanks to reality showsCan't wait to date a supermodel, can't wait to sue my dadCan't wait to wreck a Ferrari on my way to rehab'Cause when you're a celebrityIt's adios realityYou can act just like a foolPeople think you're coolJust 'cause you're on TVI can throw a major fitWhen my latte isn't just how I like itWhen they say I've gone insaneI'll blame it on the fameAnd the pressures that go withBeing a celebrityI'll get to cry to Barbara Walters when things don't go my wayAnd I'll get community service no matter which law I breakI'll make the supermarket tabloids, they'll write some awful stuffBut the more they run my name down the more my price goes up'Cause when you're a celebrityIt adios realityNo matter what you doPeople think you're coolSongtexteJust 'cause you're on TVI can fall in and out of loveHave marriages that barely last a monthWhen they go down the drainI'll blame it on the fameAnd say it's just so toughBeing a celebritySo let's hitch up the wagons and head out westTo the land of the fun and the sunWe'll be real world bachelor jackass millionairesHey hey Hollywood here we come'Cause when you're a celebrityIt adios realityNo matter what you doPeople think you're coolJust 'cause you're on TV Aus Songtexte Mania