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A parody of "Who's Your Daddy?" (Written and recorded by Toby Keith)New lyrical adaptation by Cledus T. Judd, Christopher Clark and Frank Pierce.(recording)Track one "Where's Your Mommy"Parody of Toby Keith's "Who's Your Daddy".EnjoyGo to sleep little babyBefore the boogie man gets youWhen you'll awake,We'll pat a little cakeAnd ride the pretty little pony...(spoken)Shhh...uhuhuh...It's OKAhhh...You so cute...you little wookie wookie wookie wookieWas it my singin???You look so much like your daddyHa haWho's your daddy?No I'm just kiddin'I love you so very muchYou want..Uh come here to me...SongtexteOOOH...(sniffs)Shooo...I think it's time for you to change your little bitty diaperThat little boogie boogie boogie boogie boogieI love you so much...but I wish you would just quit crying.Well I'm sittin here rockin our cute little babyTell me why you just won't stop cryin'My little souvenir from Dollywood last Valentine'sYeah I burped you twice sounded goodDid everything a father shouldRead Barney and nursery rhymesI guess your momma needs a girls night out every once in a whileI put on a brand new diaper babyHuh huh don't you wet itEverything was going just fineTill's you threw up on me when I fed yaWhere's your mommyI'm going crazyCall up a buddyI need a friendCause I'm a new dadWho don't know what to doWhen a tummy starts to rumblinYour diaper's droopin'You won't stop poopin'Now I have stood all I can standWhere's your mommy little babyYou've got a dummy for a dad...(spoken)Shhh come on what's wrong with youYour tummy tummy tummy hurt youLittle pookie pookie pookie pookieQuit cryin' please...Well...you're still up past your bedtime babyHuh huh...ain't cha...Now I've about had itI never knew what your momma went throughBut I do now and I knowUHI'm no good at itWhere's your mommyI'm going crazyHow'd you get muddy?Where have you been?It's that dang doggie doorThat you keep crawlin throughI'll have to nail that thing shut againYou sure are screamin'You must be teethinI warmed your bottleI burned my handWhere's your mommy little babyYou've got a dummy for a dad...Here comes your mommy little babyAnd your daddy sure is glad... Aus Songtexte Mania