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One day while I was eating down at Smokey Joe's CafeA-sittin' there readin' down at Smokey Joe's CafeA chicken walked in through the doorThat I had never seen beforeAt least I never saw her down at Smokey Joe?s CafeAnd it scared me when she sat right down next to meHer knees were almost touching mine at Smokey Joe's CafeA chill was runnin' down my spine at Smokey Joe's CafeI could smell her sweet perfumeShe smiled and made my heart go boomAnd everybody room at Smokey Joe?s CafeThey said be careful - that chick belongs to Smokey JoeAnd from behind the counter - I saw a manA chef's hat on his head and a knife in his handHe grabbed me by the collar and began to shoutYou better eat up all your beans, boy and clear right on out!?Well, I know I'll never eat again at Smokey Joe?s CafeAnd so I'll never see again at Smokey Joe's CafeI'd rather eat my chili beans at Jim's or Jack's or John's or Gene'sThan take my chances eating down at Smokey Joe's CafeI risked my life when that Smokey Joe's a crazy Aus Songtexte Mania