Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band

Mr. Apollo
I have seen Mr. ApolloUproot trees with his bare handsI have seen Mr. ApolloBodybuilding manHe's the strongest manThe world has ever seenAnd if you take his coursesHe'll make you big and rough[Spoken]: And you can beat up bullies 'til they cry "Oh Lord, oh crikey, let go you rotter, don't punish me!"When you're tough(You're very fit)Your voice is rough(It sounds like bricks)You are so strong(And proud of it)Thanks to Mr. ApolloFollow Mr. ApolloEverybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankindFollow Mr. ApolloEverybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mindHe's the strongest manThe world has ever seenSongtexteAnd if you take his coursesHe'll make you big and rough[Spoken]: And you can kick the sand right back in their faces! Kick!When you're tough(You're very fit)Your voice is rough(It sounds like bricks)You are so strong(And proud of it)Thanks to Mr. ApolloFollow Mr. ApolloEverybody knows he's the greatest benefactor of mankindFollow Mr. ApolloEverybody knows that a healthy body makes a healthy mind[Spoken]: Yes. Just give me ten years of your life, and I'll trade in that puny flab for living muscle. Physique you desire! Strong. Shoulders to hold your shirt up. Five years ago I was a poor student at college; today, I am two separate gorillas. No tiresome exercises, no tricks, no unpleasant bending. Wrestle poodles and win! Play beach ball! Shave your legs! Look over walls! Tease people! Brush them aside as though they were matchsticks!(Follow Mr. Apollo) Aus Songtexte Mania