Bonzo Dog Doo Dah Band
Look Out, There's a Monster Coming
Lonely, unmarried, looking for love,Life was passing me by.So I sent off my photo, hobbies and age;Magazine marriage I tried.They say for centuries lovely Japanese girlsHave been trained in the art of pleasing men.Be lonely no more, open destiny's door.For one dollar they arrange a meeting.My image was wrong, I didn't like me,So I changed my personality.I bought a delux Merseybeat wigBut it was a size too big.What confidence in my new built-up shoes,So smart for winter or summer.Undetectable in normal everyday use.Look out there's a monster coming!Bye-bye binoculars and macintosh,Everything is just great.I take elocution, learn to speak poshBut still I can't find a mate.Be popular, learn to play the guitar,In seven days you could be strumming.Be sociable, learn kissing technique.SongtexteLook out there's a monster coming!Carnaby clothes, I reshaped my nose,Plastic surgery's best.To cut down my weight off comes my left leg.I pass a swimming costume test.Are my sideboards too long,Don't my aftershave pong?I know my new nose ain't runnin'.What's wrong with my tie?Am I getting too high?Look out there's a monster coming!Disfiguring and ugly, my facial hairI had removed electrically.I rejuvenated my energy cellsAnd regained my virility (grunt grunt).(He put my hand on my heart?),(I am changing the part?).He had a machine for a mummy.Please be gentle with me:I come to pieces literally.Look out there's a monster coming!Look out there's a monster coming!Look out there's a monster coming!(...fade)
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