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I'm sit'n in my chair Watching my TV It's not even on But theres plenty for me to see I just lit, some crazy ass shit That my friend overnight mailed to me I'm fuckin wasted It's the best shit i ever tasted I think they fuckin laced it Cause i'm so damb lambaseted Well my friend came over SongtexteSo i packed him a pipe I told him he better go easy with this shit But he didnt beleave the hype He sparked three bowls just to show he could take it Two minutes later He was playing backgammon naked He's fucken wasted It's the best shit he ever tasted He's lost in fuckin spaceted Cause he's so wicked wicked wasted Woah, spent the last two hours Hiding under my bed Cause i looked in the garbage can And i think i saw my uncle louies head I'm fuckin wasted Well my friend blew a hit Into my pet birds face The bird laughed histarically And started to moon walk all over the place He tripped over the toaster wire and fell on his beak He looked at the two of us And he started to speak I'm fuckin wasted It's the best shit i ever tasted My brains been eraseted Woooah, I'm fuckin fried! Now, where sitten in the bath tub Want'n sumpthin to eat I wanted a pizza and the bird said Uh.. pepperoni would be sweet Delivery guy showed up four hours later And handed me his shoe I said we ordered pizza buddy Whats the hells up with you? I'm fucking wasted It's the best shit i ever fucking tasted Woaaahhh, fucking shit I'm way to based.... Ohho no Aus Songtexte Mania