Ernst van der Pasch

Jesus
I thought I saw Jesus on a tram I asked him ‘Are you Jesus?' And he told me 'Yes I am' I asked him where he's going' He just looked at me and frowned He said ‘None o'your fuckin' business, man' And took of in a town And I saw Jesus on a tram I guess he must've lost his car this morning In a traffic jam He walked away and everybody Turned and took a bow SongtexteThey say he can walk on water too But he didn't anyhow And I thought I saw Elvis on a tram I asked him ‘Are you Elvis?' He said ‘No I'm Jesus, man' He said ‘I did do sing once And I even used his name But now I've changed it back to Jesus And I guess it's just the same And I saw Jesus on a tram I guess he must've lost his car this morning In a traffic jam He walked into the empty streets And left me quite confused Cause they say he can walk on water too But somehow he refused and I thought I saw Jesus in a car He said ‘I am not Jesus' And I told him ‘yes you are' I said ‘You fooled me twice And you're not getting me this time You know, you're Jesus or you're Elvis And either way it's fine' And I saw Jesus in a car He said he used to walk on water Didn't get him véry far He used to be a wise man And he had some things to say Now he's just cruising his convertible And going his own way I saw Jesus in a car You know I checked both of his hand palms And I didn't see no scar so no cross and no apostles Not a wise man or a star They say he used to walk on water He used to walk on water yeah He used to walk on water It didn't get him It didn't get him very far Aus Songtexte Mania