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Anya: This is the man That I plan to entangle Isn't he fine? My claim to fame Was to maim and to mangle Vengeance was mine But I'm out of the biz The name I made I'll trade for his The only trouble is... I'll never tell Songtexte Xander: She is the one She's such wonderful fun Such passion and grace Warm in the night When I'm right in her tight.. Embrace, tight embrace! I'll never let her go The love we've known can only grow There's just one thing that - no I'll never tell Xander and Anya: 'Cause there's nothing to tell Anya: He snores Xander: She wheezes Anya: Say 'housework' and he freezes Xander: She eats these skeezy cheeses That I can't describe Anya: I talk He breezes Xander: She doesn't know what 'please' is Anya: His penis got diseases From a Chumash tribe Xander and Anya: The vibe gets kind of scary Xander: Like she thinks I'm ordinary Anya: Like it's all just temporary Xander: Like her toes are kind of hairy Xander and Anya: But it's all very well 'Cause god knows, I'll never tell Anya: When things get rough, he Just hides behind his Buffy Now look - he's gettin' huffy 'Cause he knows that I know Xander: She clings She's needy She's also really greedy She never -- Anya: His eyes are beady Xander: This is my verse! Hello? She -- (tempo changes, Anya dances) Anya: (spoken) Look at me! I'm dancin' - crazy! (Xander joins in - dance break continues) Xander and Anya: You know Xander: You're quite the charmer Anya: My knight in armor Xander: You're the cutest of the Scoobies With your lips as red as rubies And your firm yet supple.. Tight embrace! (dance break - fast then slow) Anya: He's swell Xander: She's sweller Anya: He'll always be my feller Xander: That's why I'll never tell her That I'm petrified Anya: I've read this tale There's wedding, then betrayal I know that come the day I'll want to run and hide Anya and Xander: I lied I said it's easy I've tried But there's these fears I can't quell Xander: Is she looking For a pot of gold? Anya: Will I look good When I've gotten old? Xander: Will our lives become too stressful If I'm never that successful? Anya: When I get so worn and wrinkly That I look like David Brinkley? Xander: Am I crazy? Anya: Am I dreamin'? Xander: Am I marrying a demon? Xander and Anya: We could really raise the beam In makin' marriage a hell So thank god, I'll never tell I swear that I'll never tell Xander: My lips are sealed Anya: I take the fifth Xander: Nothin' to see Move it along Xander and Anya: I'll never... Tell! Aus Songtexte Mania