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its not funny my life is turning into a giant shitstorm everyday its like waking up in the morning and hitting myself in the face with a brick over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over and over again until i go to sleep that night at which point i wish someone would strangle me in my sleep strangle me in my sleep (his sleep, his sleep his sleep sleep sleepy time sleep, his sleep OH YEAH, his sleep his sleep sleep sleepy time sleep) all i do when i'm alone is think about a girl who ate my heart (oh my god) all i do when i'm alone is think about ways to spear my head off Songtextethe rest of my body and when i'm alone sometimes i think about what it would be like to be an animal in the forest and never have to deal with anything like shit like this (any of the shit, any of the shit shit shit the shit shit shit) this is my love song to a girl you've made me feel like shit (made me feel like shit) for the last two and a half years i hope you're happy...(hope youre happy) i hope you die (hope you die a slow painful death) i hope your breasts are chopped off by a monkey with a cleaver and a helmet ...what happened to your boobs? (what happened to your boobs?) where did they go? i don't know. (theyre gone) i'll tell you one thing though (theyre gone) i wish that it would snow. what do you think about that, bo? (i would have to say the boobies are gone the boobies are gone) so in short thank you for making my life miserable (miserable) the last two years (the last two years) i've wanted to wake up everyday and hack my own nutsack off with a spork (self-mutilation, with a spork) and every night i fall asleep i wish that i was fucking dead (he wishes he was dead) i wish i could get images of you out of my head (out of my fuckin head) but unfotunatly it makes me wanna drive my car into a chestnut tree and i don't know what the fuck is wrong with me (dont know what the fuck is wrong with me) what the fuck is wrong with me? (he's got vaginitis) vaginitis (vagnitis) vaginitis (vagnitis) this is the song that will never end it just goes on and on my friend some people started singing it, not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that doesn't (you fuckin bitch) it just goes on and on my friend some people started singing it, not knowing what it was but they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song that doesn't end it just goes on and on my friend some people started singing it, not knowing what it was and they'll continue singing it forever just because... this is the song (this is the song) i fuckin hate you (he fuckin hates you) spear through your forehead (through your forehead) shot with a gun (40 caliber) dismembered with a reuben (something that Jeffrey Dahlmer would have done) they dont use them any more, medieval times (outlawed but you get the point) cigarettes put out on your eyes (camel filters) (you're getting a little morbid here, chris, but keep it going) it's not funny (not very humorous) to make fun of me (i'm not making fun of you, i'm making fun of...) my life's a tragedy (not one of those shakespearean ones) it's not funny (not humourous) to make fun of me (--- poking fun at chris) my life's a tragedy (his life is nothing more than piss) won't someone please kill me? (somebody, SOMEBODY) i'm so fucking happy (fuckin happy) wont you please kill me? my life's a tragedy i'm fuckin happy my life's a tragedy won't someone kill me? my life's a tragedy won't someone kill me? i'm waiting for someone to hit me in the face alright we're going to do the sing along now (alright what are we singing?) i'll do the first two verses then you guys just follow along (i'm going to add my own) somebody kill me my life's a tragedy i'm no longer happy somebody kill me somebody kill me my life's a tragedy i'm no longer happy (whoo-ooh) so wont someone kill me? wont someone kill me? my life's a tragedy i'm no longer happy so wont someone kill me (everybody!) wont someone kill me? my life's a tragedy i'm no longer happy so wont someone kill me? (in spanish!) someone kill me my life's a tragedy (el tragedy) i'm no longer happy (los happy) (aw dude, that was so nasty) wont someone kill me? my life's a tragedy i'm no longer happy (happy) so wont someone kill me? i wish you were dead i wish you burned up (starting at the head) in flames...and...stuff you fuckin bitch ahhh! i wish you were dead same chord over and over not a problem youre right eye looks like you have gonnorhea (i do) Aus Songtexte Mania