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PC: Kaiser get in here right now!K: What's the matter police commissioner?PC: There's a knight hiding.K: Like a knight in shining armor?PC: There's a knight hiding in my room.K: Well, uh, have you seen the knight?PC: No, but every now and again I hear him scraping his blade agone, agone the floor, cackling.K: If you, if you haven't seen him I don't understand how you know it's a knight.PC: I can hear the clanking of metal as he, as he scurries behind desk to cabinet.K: I think that's probably just the pipes.PC: It certainly is not, I found a big fanciful feather that fell out of his cap.K: A feath-? I don't- knights don't have feathers.PC: How can you deny that? Look at this feather.K: Okay, police commissioner.PC: Imagine it adorned on top of a metal helmet, riding on an armored horse, hiding in my office.K: Tonight I'll pick up some- PC: I know you can hear us!K: Tonight I'll pick up some- PC: I know you're out there!K: I'll get some knight traps.*beep*PC: Kaiser get in here right now!K: Yes, police commissioner.PC: I put a bird in this glue. Look at it. Look how pathetic it is.K: This is just cruel. Why are we doing this, police commissioner? This is horrible.PC: You have nothing to do with it. Shut up.SongtexteK: *Stammers*PC: Get out!K: I, ah, thank you police commissioner.PC: Turn off the lights!K: I think I'm going to report you.PC: Turn the lights off!K: I think I'm definitely reporting you to someone.PC: Get back here. Get back here.K: What? What? Just what?PC: Look how pathetic it is.K: I don't want to look at how pathetic it is! This is horrible! What a terrible thing!PC: HAHAHAAA!K: And you're just laughing! This is, I'm going to my own office and I'm - PC: No, no, come here. Shut up, Shut up!K: Stop telling me to shut up!PC: Put your hand on the table and close your eyes.K: No, I am certainly not going to do that!PC: Come on! Come on!K: No. Gluing a bird? I'm not doing this. No way.PC: Look at it.K: No. No! No! Thank you, Thank you.PC: He'll never fly again!K: I say good day.*beep*PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!K: Yes, police commissioner.PC: This coat fit me properly?K: Yea, I think you look pretty good.PC: I can't figure out if it's part of... Can you? Come on.K: Yea, yea, I'll help. Here we go.PC: Mmmm.K: There you are.PC: Ah.K: How's that?PC: Ah-ah.K: Okay. Alright*beep*PC: KAISER I WANT YOU IN MY OFFICE PRONTO!K: Yes, police commissioner.PC: Hoooly moley, I got a funny joke for you.K: Oh, tell it to me! I could use a funny joke.PC: Alllright.K: What is it?PC: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.K: ...What are you gonna do?PC: Just do it.K: I don't know if this is a good idea.PC: Close your eyes and put your hand on my desk.K: No, I think this is a joke on me, and I don't wanna-PC: Trust me, trust me.K: Ehhhh.PC: Alright, your eyes closed tight?K: Yea.*whump*K: Motherfucker! Why the fuck did you do that?PC: I hit your hand with this hammer!K: Yea, why did you, that's not funny!PC: Haaahahaa!K: Screw you police commissioner! Listen, listen, I resign.PC: No way!K: I'm gonna write a letter of resignation right now.PC: You're hired.*beep*PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!K: Ugh, yes, police commissioner.PC: Look how big that is!K: Yea, that is big.PC: I don't- can't believe how big that is!K: Yea, that is really really big.PC: Wow!K: I don't even know how they got it in here.PC: I don't even know what it is.K: Yea, what- what are you gonna do with it?PC: I don't know, maybe um, how w- warm do you think it is?K: I don't know, it looks pretty warm.PC: Looks pretty warm!K: Yea.PC: Touch it with your... Touch it with your skin.K: What?PC: Touch it with your skin a little bit.K: Why don't you touch it with your skin?PC: Oh, I've been doing it for hours before you got in here. Touch it with your skin.K: Well, what was it doing to your skin?PC: Nothing.K: It was doing nothing to your skin?PC: Nothing at all, touch it.K: Are you lying to me, police commissioner?PC: Nooo, nooo.K: Why do you want me to touch it with my skin?PC: Just touch it with your skin.K: I don't think I'm gonna do that.PC: Touch it with some of your skin.K: No, listen, I've gotta get to work, there's a lot of stuff that needs to be done. I'm not gonna touch that with my skin.PC: Ba-gawwk! Ba-gawwk!K: Are you calling me a chicken?PC: No. Cum on me.K: Thank you.*beep*PC: KAISER GET IN HERE RIGHT NOW!K: What is it, police commissioner?PC: My hands are turning into some sort of cream.K: Your hands are turning into a cream?PC: Oh, I can just tell.K: Well, did you, did you eat anything?PC: When I woke up in the morning, I saw a huge cream.K: You saw a cream?PC: In my hands.K: Well maybe, maybe it's not that your hands are turning into cream, maybe it's just that you have some cream on your hands.PC: No, no, you don't see.K: You've used all the sea?PC: YOOOOUUUUUUU!!!*extended beep* Aus Songtexte Mania