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Well grab your shoes, and grab your ballsAnd lets head to those heavenly hallsSit on down and grab a beerBecause bowling time is pretty nearTortured men forget their painWhen they head to the bowling laneLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, got a couponLet's go bowling, for a free gameLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, let's go bowlingLet's do it nowBecause Wrestlemania's fine by meMonster trucks are a sight to seeA cultured life, that's nice and allBut there ain't nothing better than a bowling ballYou know the sport that God would chooseIs the one with the three-tone leather-sole shoesLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, got a couponLet's go bowling, from a juice canSongtexteLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, let's go bowlingLet's do it nowYes bowling! The sport of kings! The sport of queens!The sport of dukes...Earls...Bos...Johns...anything thatLooks good when it's embroidered on a polyester shirt.And you know, bowling takes on this almost religiousSignificance because it's so much like a religion.I mean the ball is round, like the earth, and it's gotThe holy trinity: the Father, the Son, and the..Thumbhole. And as you roll the ball down the alley ofLife...Striking out the pagan religions of the past...Sparing them the anguish of their lives in the gutter...Framing their existence in an eternal metaphysicalnessSomething like a 7-10 split!We'll be bowling in Moosejaw (yeah, yeah)We'll be bowling in Hickton (yeah, yeah)We'll be bowling in Gander (yeah, yeah)And in the Kingston Township (yeah, yeah)We'll be bowling Vancouver, bowling SaskatoonSomeday they'll even be bowling on the moonI said yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah yeahLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, got a couponLet's go bowling, for free shoesLet's go bowlingLet's go bowling, let's go bowlingLet's do it now Aus Songtexte Mania