The Arrogant Worms

Christmas Blues
Christmas is here, where did the time go?Got to load up the reindeer, put on my red suit and goI use to like Christmas, but every year it gets worseGetting gift to six billion people is just too much damn workGot the Christmas blues, man this job is killing meAnd most of these stupid new houses don't even have chimneysI use to be jolly, now I'm depressedHad a twinkle in my eye, now I've got a bullet proof vest'cause if the pace don't kill me, some gun totting yahoo willThey keep shooting at me like I'm some sort of big fat red criminalGot the Christmas blues, I'm starting to seeThat I gotta be some sort of loser to get paid in milk and cookiesI've grown to hate kids, especially their mailAlways asking me for stuff, well guess what I don't care, ohMaybe I'm getting cranky as I get old'cause I feel like giving them all a big lump of coalGot the Christmas blues, man, enough is enoughNext year you can find some other sucker to deliver this stuffGot the Christmas blues, I tell you I'm gonna quitAnd find me a steady job with good benefits Aus Songtexte Mania