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There's a rumor going round Toyland It's about Noddy the dirty little man They say he done a dirty By lifting up his shirty With Big Ears and the rest of his gang There was only ? stuck up Noddy's asshole And for a penny a piece you know they liked his crease Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Big Ears was in front But he couldn't get no cunt Well his ears were big as ? But his penis never grew Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland The next in line to fuck was little Porky Pig But Noddy made the piggy noises SongtexteAfter what he did Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Rupert Bear was there With his mass of pubic hair And Rupert Bear he didn't care He came in Noddy's hair Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well ?cause he said it was obscene So he greased up his truncheon And stuck it up his arsehole arsehole arsehole Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland After everyone was done And they'd had a lot of fun Noddy's hat was red but his dad was sucking his thumb Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well the moral of this song To you dirty little boys Charge 10p or more Be a high-class whore Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy You know what my mother told me You sold your asshole At the Elephant and Castle Noddy you dirty little bastard Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Well Noddy you should know You can never get a blow in Toyland Noddy you dirty little bastard Aus Songtexte Mania