Kinky Friedman

Waitret, Please, Waitret
Well, I pulled into Dallat on a cold December day Bought coffee and a doughnut at the Greasy Spoon Café, Spied me a pretty young waitret standing by her tray, But she couldn?t believe her sweet young ears when the waitret heard me say: Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin? ain't cheatin?, Lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. Well, I walked up to the jukebox feeling kind of mean, The waitret said, ?Hey, stupid, that's a cigarette machine!? ?Well, look-a here, young waitret, would you care to make a bet, And if that there ain't a jukebox, you can smoke my cigarette!? Songtexte Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin? ain't cheatin?, Lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. You?re the prettiest thing in Dallat, is Dallat your home ? No, I come all the way from Houton and I feel so all alone. I used to live in Autin then I come up to big D In hopes to get my big break on national TV. Honey, I think I have what it takes to make you a star ? but first ... Oh, waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate, Eatin? ain't cheatin?, Lord it ain't no disgrace. Oh, bring me a Lone Star, make it a case And waitret, please, waitret, come sit down on my fate. Oh boy, Kinky, I really like that one. Aus Songtexte Mania