Ben Folds

Army
well, I thought about the army Dad said, "Son, you're fucking high" and I thought, "yeah, there's a first for everything" so, I took my old man's advice 3 sad semesters it was only 15 grand spent in bed I thought about the army I dropped out and joined a band instead grew a moustache and a mullet got a job at Chick-fil-A citing "artistic differences" the band broke up in May and in June reformed without me and they got a different name I nuked another grandma's apple pie and hung my head in shame, no... I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today oh, I think I'll write a screenplay oh, I think I'll take it to L.A. oh, I think I'll get it done yesterday Songtexte(oh, shit!) in this time of introspection on the eve of my election I say to my reflection, "God, please spare me more rejection!" 'cause my peers they criticize me and my ex-wives all despise me try to put it all behind me but my redneck past is nipping at my heels (ha ha ha) I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I've been thinking a lot today I thought about the army Aus Songtexte Mania