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I don't know dude I think everybody's all jealous and shit Cause I'm like the lead singer of the band dude And I think, everybody's got a fuckin problem with me dude And they need to take it up with me after the show Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band So I get off stage right? drop the mic Walk up to these hot chicks and I'm all like What's up, ladies? My name's Slim Shady I'm the lead singer of D12 baby They're all like "Oh my God! It's him" "Becky oh my fuckin God it's Eminem!" "I swear to fuckin God, dude you fuckin rock!" "Please Marshall, please let me suck your cock?" Now by now the rest of the fellas get jealous Especially when I drop the beat and do my accapellas All the chicks start yellin, all the hot babes Throw their bras and there shirts and there panties on stage So like every single night they pick a fight with me But when fight it's kinda like sibling rivalry Cause they're back on stage the next night with me SongtexteDude I just think they're tryin to steal the light from me Yesterday Kuniva tried to pull a knife on me Cause I told him Jessica Alba's my wife to be This rockstar shit, it's the life for me And all the other guys just despise me because beats Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Baaaaaaaaaaand! Baby Yeaaaah! You just wanna see a nigga backwards dont you Hey dad! How come we don't rap off Pro Tools? Smash these vocals and do a performance But we in a van, and he in a tour bus You don't want my autograph, you's a liar And naw I'm Swift (Oh, I thought you were Kuniva!) And what the Hell is wrong with our dressing room? Cause our shit is lookin smaller than a decimal See I know how to rap, it's simple but All I did was read a Russell Simmons book So I'm more intact, tryin to get on the map, Doin jumpin jacks while gettin whipped on my back Look at Em lil punk ass, thinkin he the shit Yeah I know man by himself takin on the flicks Hey, I thought we had and interview with DJ Clue (No I had an interview, not you two) You gon' be late for soundcheck Man, I ain't going to soundcheck Man, our mics is screwed up And his always sound best You know what man? I'ma say something Ay'yo Em! (You got something to say!) Man, nothing I though you was about tell him off man, what's up? Man, I'm a tell him what I feel like it man, shut up And you ain't even back me up, and we supposed to be crew Man I was about to talk right after you, I swear Awe man, whatever! I swear man! Because these chicks don't even know the name of my band But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man All because I'm the lead singer of my band They say the lead singer's rock, but the group is not With some sold out arenas to amusement parks I'm gon' let the world know that Proof is hot I should cut his mic off when the music starts (Hey yo it's...) Ready to snap on a dumbass fan Everytime I hear (Hey dude, I love your band!) We ain't a band bitch, we don't play instruments So why he gettin 90 and we only get 10 percent? And these guys actin funny every area code (Proof carry my bag!) Bitch, carry your own Can't make it to the stage, security in my way (Who the fuck are you? Where's Obie and Dre?) God dammit I'm sick of this group Time for me to go solo, and make some loot I told you I made the beats and wrote all the raps Til Kon Artis.. slipped me some crack Lose Yourself video.. I was in the back Superman video.. I was in the back For the media, I got some suggestions Fuck Marshall, ask us a question Like who's D12? How'd we get started? (But what about Eminem?) Bitch are you retarded? Anyway, I'm the popularist guy in the group Big ass stomach, bitches think I'm cute (Hey sexy!) 50 told me do sit-ups to get buff Did two and a half, and couldn't get up Fuck D12, I'm out of this band I'm about to start a group with the real Roxanne Girl, why can't you see you're the only one for me? And it just tears my ass apart to know that you don't know my band! (Man, fuck this!) These chicks don't even know the name of my band (Haha!) But they're all on me like they wanna hold hands (Fuck Marshall!) Cause once I blow they know that I'll be the man (Yeah!) All because I'm the lead singer.. Hahaha My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Band! My Baaaaaaaaaaaand! Yeah! The hardest boy band in the world! D12! I'm the lead singer of my band I get all the girl to take of their underpants I'm the lead the singer of my band my salsa Makes all the pretty girls want to dance My salsa, Whoo Whoo! Look out for my next single its called my salsa My salsa, salsa, salsa, salsa, my salsa My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants My salsa make all the pretty girls want to dance and take of their underpants My salsa Aus Songtexte Mania