Axis Of Awesome

What Would Jesus Do ?
Life isn't always easy It isn't always fun When you lose direction Your world can come undone When you're in need of guidiance And help is over due You might ask yourself this question What Would Jesus Do? If you were at a party And the host ran out of wine He'd make some more with magic And bring on back good times But in this situation You couldn't see it trough He's the son of God And he shits all over you You can't do what Jesus can do You're the King of Nothing, an he's the King of jews He knows every magic trick, you only know a few Don't even bother asking What Would Jesus Do? Can you heal a leprad? Or feed the crowd with fish and bread? SongtexteCan you walk on water? Did you rise from the dead? And did you give your life up To save humans from bad luck? Were you born on virgin birth, Or did your parents... have sex? You can't do what Jesus can do He had twelve apostles and no one follows you When facing a dilema Let logic guide you through What kind of dick-head wonders What Would Jesus Do? When Jesus was betrayed And wrapped up all his trust He used His laser vision And turned judas into dust When Lois Lane was dying Jesus held her in His arms He flew backwards 'round the world To keep her save from harm When Jesus tours the country In His Rock n' Roll band Kiss A thousand cheer his music Even tough it's hit the miss You can't do what Jesus can do (Jesus shits all over you ) There are three of Him, and there's only one of you (And Jesus can fly ) He can cure a blind man, you can't cure the flu He's a zombie wizard who also knows kung-fu So next time you're in trouble Thinking What Would Jesus do Try not to forget He's a million, billion, trillion times Better than you God gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to everyone, God gave Rock n' Roll to you, Gave Rock n' Roll to you, Put it in the soul of everyone. Aus Songtexte Mania