Gaelic Storm

Alligator Arms
Whose round is it anyway?I paid, just the other dayYou know that, it's really not that hardAll you got to do is pull out your credit cardYou call yourself a friend of mineBut I am paying all the timeWhen it's time to drop some doughYou're the one that's always slowYou say that it’s not that you’re cheapIt’s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deepIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsIt's your alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsIt's your alligator armsMy mother thinks that you're a saintEverybody else, we all know you ain'tMy sister has a crush on youI bet she'd change her mind if she only knewThe bill arrives, you're never foundGet to the bar and stand your roundJust once, why don't you volunteer?Get up and buy us all a beerYou say that it’s not that you’re cheapIt’s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deepSongtexteIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsIt's your alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsYou've got alligator armsYou really don't seem to have a clueWe don't want to hang out or go to bars with youYour wallet must have a lock and keyOr maybe you just think that everything in life is freeWere not asking for a yachtWe just want a whiskey shotA beer or vodka would be fineA cocktail or a glass of wineIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsIt's your alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsYou've got alligator armsI’m telling you, I’m telling you, I’ll tell you this is what I thinkIt's time to cowboy up and buy us all a drinkWe all agree it's got to be your shoutYou better belly-up and get your money outWhen it comes to drinking you're the manYou drink more than a camel canYou're like a fricking reservoirYou knock them back like Johnny TarrYou say that it’s not that you’re cheapIt’s your arms are too short and your pockets are too deepIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsIt's your alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsYou've got alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsYou've got alligator armsIt’s your alligator arms, your arms, your armsYou've got alligator arms Aus Songtexte Mania