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Ahhh... Now that the cosmic control tape is in my grasp, this band will play anything I want perfectly the first time through... And you know While I was sitting on the toilet the other day I wrote this ditty and I though you guys, like, might like to play it for me, cause I am Techno Destructo and I can out-fight, out-fuck, and out-fart any of you lame-ass motherfuckin' rock stars... Cause I am Techno Destructo, and I come from beyond Venus, beyond Jupiter, and that's way past Uranus, buddy. And I come from here with a mission... Give up the decadent rock and roll lifestyle and join me and the Master in a holy jihad to rid the universe of his deadly enemies. GWAR will serve the Master... or GWAR will die! I'm the walking nightmare with the microchip brain A megaton bufferin to forever end your pain When it comes to taking life I'm the cosmic leach I'll make World War III seem like Sunday at the beach!!! Good evening ladies and gentlemen and welcome to the massive Pukeoplex Organized Death Arena, where tonight we've got that intergalactic potato masher Techno Destructo facing off against Oderus Urungus and Irish Kid in a no holds barred... Woah! They haven't even shaken hands and Oderus has been pounded in the nuts with a Marshall stack... What's Techno doing? He's breaking open his skull! He's.. he's... he's making a meal out of Oderus's brain!!! Songtexte I can't comprehend on how you get your thrills Dicing up worms and making love to roadkill The decadence of you lives was just as clear as glass Now it's broken into shards I can shove into your ass!! Aus Songtexte Mania