Spermbirds

My God Rides A Skateboard
Well I was ridin' my board Just the other day It slipped out from under me And went away Went under a car and now it's broke Can't skate no more I ain't got no hope I went inside and turned on the TV Jerry Falwell was lookin' at me He said you want to go to heaven There's just one thing You gotta help me pay for this damned ring I was just gonna send him a check I signed When the only thing that saved me Was a friend of mine He said don't give money to things you hate Here's another board Come on, let's skate Pray for salvation and what do you get? A preacher with a limo And a mouth full of shit I'm through with their promises I'm through with lies I'll see them in hell When those fuckers die Songtexte My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard That's a fact Religion is fine If that's what you need But don't be victim Of some dickhead's greed I don't care how Jim Bakker feels His shit don't bother me My god's on wheels My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard Oh yeah man So pray for salvation And what do you get? A preacher with a limo Who don't give a shit I think they're lying I think they don't care You can't go to heaven If the checkbook's not there My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard My god rides a skateboard Aus Songtexte Mania