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Come be a douche cake with me-e,Come be a douche cake, with ME-E-E-E-E-ECome be a douche cake with me, eCome be a douche cake, a with meWhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh, ohWhoa whoa whoa whoa whoa whoa oh, ohTake a green sock, out of your drawer,Turn the fan to highThrow the sock watch it fly all over,And they'll think, you are highWho put the spaghetti in the doghouse?Who left the spaghetti I must know (it's boss)Who put the spaghetti in the doghouseBecause they forgot the sauceCome be a douche cake with me-e,Come be a douche cake, with ME-E-E-E-E-ECome be a douche cake with me, eCome be a douche cake, a with meGet a lolipopUnlock your car doorStick it into the ignition (ROCK!)SongtexteBefore going to the STORE!!!!Who left the cake out in the rain?Who left the cake out I must know (Hope it's chocolate!)Who left the cake out in the rainIt's gonna get wet you KNOW!!!!!Come be a jerk-face with me, eCome be a butt-head with me-e-e-e-eCome be a pothead with me (Just kidding)Come be a douche cake with meeeeeeeCome be a horny apple with me, e (whoa whoa whoa whoa)Come be a fuck-up with me, e (whoa whoa whoa whoaCome be a idiot with me, (whoa whoa whoaaa)Come be a douche cake with me... WhooooA!{Instrumental)If I were a pumpkin I would taste sweetI would be full of seedsI would like to be carvedI'd want to sit on your front window and glowAHHHHH!!!If I were a pumpkin I would greet trick-or-treatersI would wish for fall to last longerI would love to smile brightlyI would listen to kids asking for treats I would watch kids pick me from a pumpkin patchAHHHHH!!!You may take my head top offTAKE OUT MY INSIDES AND NEVER STOP!Carve a face in my own bodyMake sure it belongs to me...I could do worse thingsI'd love to scream in painI'd make you scream again I'd find myself in deeper shit whenThe knife strikes againSaid the knife strikes againDammit carve a face on my ass!Leave me on your front porch and gasp Place a candle in my head, just wait what I woodWhen I'm dead and gone you'll THROW ME IN THE WOODS!!!I could do worse thingsI'd love to scream in painI'd make you scream again I'd find myself in deeper shit whenThe knife strikes againSaid the knife strikes againTHE KNIFE STRIKES AGAINTHE KNIFE STRIKES AGAIN! Aus Songtexte Mania