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At last! A visitor, I'm pleased you've returnedI've secrets that you need to learnApologies, you had to use complex directionsbut I'm currently avoiding arrest and detectionExpelled from the roll of clubs and societiesI've been told I lack sanity ? even sobrietySo don't lie to me, if you need to leaveI've seen the finest men that need to heaveThe contents of their guts across my hall way floorWith disgust, so before we take our tourBe sure, stay close, extra tightGeoffery ? fetch our guest a pipe!And prepare the lab you wretched tyke!Damned monkey butler, best get this rightSpecial guests tonight? You're completely certain?Then step to the right as a draw back the curtain...ANIMAL MAGICThis isANIMAL MAGICANIMAL MAGICThis isANIMAL MAGICNow, you seeSongtexteAhemThe myriad wonders of nature it's trueCan be understood fully in my home made zooBy brain swapping with my cranial cutterI created my apeish butlerLike any explorer forging new boundaries I found this astounding and took me an owl beak and wingsGrafted to a tortoise shellAnd now my Owltoise is doing quite wellNo, my Chimpangoat's not the prettiest of creaturesMy Donkeypede has the silliest of featuresMy lobsterroos don't like their clawsMy Batraffes do fly into doorsBut until you've heard the Badgermingo singOr fed a tiny fish to a baby Marmoquin...My dear sir or madam you've never livedIt's an impressive gift, so treasure thisANIMAL MAGICThis isANIMAL MAGICANIMAL MAGICThis isANIMAL MAGICHold for a second - I'm not jokingThis cage should not be open My Camelion might be hiding looseOh god, so's the stripy TigooseAnd yes they're stunningAnd yes they're wonderousBut they're cunningAnd they might come for usIf there's rumpus, you're able to run I trust?Geoffery - fetch me my blunderbussOh no! Don't tell me you're using this mutiny?I just wanted unity - what will you do to me?Trapped. BeheadedOddly sickenedThey attached my head to the body of a chickenBAACLUCK! So strange, so oddIn retrospect, perhaps a mistake to play god... Aus Songtexte Mania