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I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of SlytherinThe H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of SlytherinThe S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of SlytherinThe S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of SlytherinWe always cheat at Quidditch 'cause we like to play dirtyKnock you off your broom so we can win by thirtyWe always say what's on our minds, concisely, never wordyWe're the coolest kids at school, you Ravenclaws are nerdyProfessor Snape's our Head of House, so we excel at PotionsWe don't have to work hard, we just go through the motionsMy complexion's very smooth because I use special lotionsShop at Knockturn Alley, for all our magic notions(Yeah, you know how we doSlytherins for life!)I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of SlytherinThe H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of SlytherinThe S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of SlytherinThe S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of SlytherinThere's an orgy in our common room every Friday nightWhen a Gryffindor steps to us we always start a fightWe're not always well-behaved, we don't always do what's rightWe're really good kissers, but I must warn we biteSongtexteWe take coed bubble baths in the Prefects' bathroomLucius Malfoy makes sure Draco has the fastest broomOur dorms are in the dungeons 'cause we like to live in gloomTrelawney can predict Harry Potter's coming doomI put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of SlytherinThe H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of SlytherinThe S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of SlytherinThe S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of SlytherinOur uniforms are grey and green because we're from old moneyOnly wealthy pure-blood boys are allowed to call me honeyThe Basilisk was not a myth unlike the Easter bunnyWhen it petrified Hermione we found it rather funnySalazar's our founding father with a master planTo keep out all the mudbloods by putting up a banThe best headmaster in history was Phineas NigellusHis portrait hangs on the wall to make Dumbledore jealousI put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of SlytherinThe H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of SlytherinThe S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of SlytherinThe S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of SlytherinTo the H, to the O, to the U-S-ETo the O, to the F, to the S-L-YTo the T, to the H, to the E-R-I-NWhat's that spell? House of Slytherin!I put the S-L-Y, the 'sly' in House of SlytherinThe H-O-T, the 'hot' in House of SlytherinThe S-I-N, the 'sin' in House of SlytherinThe S-L-U-T, the 'slut' in House of SlytherinOne, two, three, four, five, six, sevenAll good witches go to heavenIf that's the case, then I guess I'm going to hellYou know what I say to that, I say: Oh well! Aus Songtexte Mania