D12

Rape A Bartender
[Intro:] When the bartender fuck your drink up I said Absolut cranberry [Verse 1: Bizzare] Seen this white bitch that I wanted to rape So I said "fuck it" and I asked her on a date Lots of cash, we went out to a casino Just me and a girlfriend, out there playing Bingo So I'm trying to think of a way to make my attack I got a 3-piece with an axe in the back And I fucked her raw, gave her black cock all night I ain't Brian Pumper, I'm more like Wesley Pipes Now it's back to this bitch getting raped 2 chainsaws and some black duct tape Said she was sorry, didn't want me to take her life I said "fuck that" and stabbed her with a knife [Hook:] We raped the bartender And now Bizarre is in her [Verse 2:] Woke up this morning, almost late for my flight Probably from the way I was fooling at the bar last night SongtexteI remember this one chick, body looking so right Damn it what was her name? She had a boyfriend, dude was staring at me with a mean mug Probably cause his girl's staring at me like she wanna fuck Don't be mad at me, stupid, don't bring your bitch to the club I'll shoot two in your brain Don't let this bar tab fool ya, I'll dump you in the trunk You lost your life cause your girl thinks I'm cooler than you You had too much to drink You better stop and think Before you end up on Channel 5 [Hook:] I raped the bartender You bout to get your ass beat [Verse 3:] Walked up in the club and I strolled on over to the bar Breath a little on tard and I left my big bed in the car Got my gun by my side, try to homie and you won't get far I'll shoot the shit out of you But anyway, I posted up and ordered my drink She gave me some Henny turned away, and muttered "man your breath stink" Snatch her up real fast like "bitch don't be disrespecting me" I'll slap the taste out your mouth She took a swing, I dipped Came up and molliwopped her face She pulled a knife, I stepped back Pulled out my big Gat Somebody's in the morgue tonight Aus Songtexte Mania