Allo, Darlin'

Will You Please Spend New Year's With Me?
When I feel kinda like a giant useless slumpReady to be taken to the rubbish dumpYou call me up on your red telephoneMake me happy again and then you have to goBut I've been trying to think positivelyAbout taking up new activitiesI'll do yoga and learn ChinesePlay accordion and eat my peasBut will you spend New Year's Eve with me?We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all nightEverybody else will be out drinkingBut I don't feel like drinkingDo you wanna stay in and hang out with meWe could play some MonopolyIt's embarrassing to think that at 25I'm not doing something more wild with my lifeThere's a party over here, a party thereBut my favourite party is in my bedSo will you please spend New Year's with me?We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all nightSongtexteWe can play Nintendo if you'd let me winBut you're super competitive with these thingsThat's okay, i don't mind, let's make popcornDo you feel like watching Harold and MaudeYou're the greatest the friend that i've ever hadI want you to know that i'm grateful for thatI won't let our acquaintance ever be forgotHappy New Year, I love you, you're the best of the lotSo will you please spend New Year's with me?We can hide in my bedroom and watch cartoons all night Aus Songtexte Mania