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Last night I had a gargle. Aw this is my very special tribute to the boozeI ha ha I very much like the booze, I have a problem with it now ha haI don't talk about that muchLast night I drank a Bacardi followed by a vodka and scotch Then a Brandy, a whiskey and a Baileys, and some Jack Daniels on thy rocksI had a Southern Comfort and a PernoA Tia Maria and 3 bottles of wineI swallowed a Power, a Hennessey and a MalibuAnd I couldn't fit 10 or 12 more before closing timeThere's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man boozing from morning to nightThere's not enough types of booze in the world but sometimes you have to drink the same one twiceThe world is full of tea totalersWho never even try the sweet taste of boozeSo everybody go and get pissed up And go and spread the newsTell the world to try Guinness and BudSome Smithwicks,Harp and then some BassBut don't have a curry on the Indian from the way homeSongtexteOr you'll be paying the morning with your assThere's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man drinking from morning to nightThere's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes you have to drink the same one twiceThere's not enough types of booze in the world to keep monkey child boozing from morning to nightThere's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes you go and pick a fightI go and pick a fight outside a pub ladies and gentlemenThat's my favourite thing to do on the boozeI'll kick some big fat guy in the face and I'll laugh at him and call him a big eijit from GermanyThere's not enough types of booze in the world to keep a man drinking from morning to nightNo there's not enough types of booze in the world so sometimes shut up or I'll have to shut up shut upRemember to try miller and Carlsberg and cider makes you mad don't you knowTequila with some lime and a wormAnd the and the new Guinness booze called BroeTheres not enough types of booze in the world shut upShut up so sometimes shut up I'll kick your face in right look at thatNot enough types of booze I'll have you I'm tellin yea I'm stronger than I look ah yeah come ere I'm funny right I'll kick your face in, I'm on FM104 Aus Songtexte Mania