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la la la la la laLadies and gentlemen, Barnaby Harmlessly productions presents me Tony and Barnaby Harmlessly in the mix on the decksStone chilling at the bar, drinkin pints of yop and rumLeave me dinner in the warmer I said to me mumThe girls were all around, but none of them wanna get with meMy breath is fresh Im looking def, whats up with Tony?There was a puddin fella at the other end of the barMakin too much noise with a wacky voice when you know that Im the starHe was throwin beer mats at me, from the other side of the canteenaI asked him why he is a stupid guy he said Im a donkey from DroghedaYeah, he was, theres no doubt about itDonkey from DroghedaBarnaby you know somebody like that dont ya?At the beach I met this girl she said hi my name is Tina. I thought that was a good name for a donkey from DroghedaStraight away I could tell she was nothing but a fooilz, Her bikini was made of corduroy and she wore big welling bootsHer hair was red, her face was red, her large frame it was paleShe ate a dozen 99s and a bucket full of aleShe was so drunk that she couldnt walk to the ladies lavatrenaSo she went behind the chipper van the dirty donkey from DroghedaBreak it down, huh, down, huh, down, huh, dirty donkey from DroghedaSongtexteTony theres nobody as dirty as a Drogheda womanShe said she had a secret that told me would sound sillyShe could of hurled for county Louth if she'd only had a willyShe?s better than Mick McBlah or even DJCareyIf she had the balls to play they would of been so hairyAs she smoked her pipe and drank her ale and munched her batter burgerMy stomach turned when she looked at me and said she?d like to take things furtherI thought she said despite your head I?d go bankrupt tryin? to feed yaNo paper bag could conceal a donkey from DroghedaYes ha ha yes ha ha yes ha haYeah donkey donkey from Drogheda-say that TonyNo say it the donkey from Drogheda bitDonkey from Drogheda bitBack at the bar donkey boy bit off the barmans earSpending his grandson?s cattle feed on turnip juice and beerThe barman says act nice and keep the shouting downBut askin nice it makes no sense to a donkey out of townHe was chewin? spanners, throwing shapes and eating margarineHe was the biggest donkey tit that I have ever seenHe had a lisp a pudding head was a drag heeled?..I thought I?d never meet again a donkey from DroghedaThat wasn?t very good tonyI don?t careDonkey from DroghedaHo haThat was goodHo haGetting goodHo haDonkey, donkey from DroghedaNow say that tonyWheres Drogheda Barnaby?It?s up there, full of scumLike Carlow, remember that place I told you about? CarlowIt?s a little bit lower than Drogheda but they?re all donkeysThey are donkeys from Drogheda Aus Songtexte Mania