Afraid Of Figs

I Ate A Vegan
I hate to recycle - It's a lot of workDividing garbage makes me feel just like a jerk.Got a carbon footprint the size of Peru.I like my S.U.V., and my hair spray too.You want to scold me, but before you begin.I was so hungry once....I ate a vegan Sure, I could set my heat, a few degrees lower,But then it would only get warmer . . . slowerEco friendly bulbs are more respectful But toss all my old light bulbs, well that's neglectful!You want to rebuke me, but before you begin.Well, you've heard the story...I ate a vegan You know I like to triple bag it.Wasting trees, is disrespectful as Bob Saget.There are plenty of ways to save our ecologyAnd I'm no expert in Paleoclimatology And look, while I agree, that I could be more green I think you're really missing the bigger point of the song here Aus Songtexte Mania