Roy Zimmerman

Intelligent Design
When we said No Child Left BehindBaghdad was what we had in mindSo we devised a standard testTo tell the brightest and the whitestFrom the restWe're cutting luxuries like teachers, books and tutorsTo make things easier for disadvantaged, underprivileged military recruitersAnd you say that's stupidThat's really stupidYeah, you say that's ignorant, insane and asinineAnd yeah, it's stupidI say you're right, it's stupidIt's really, really stupid by Intelligent DesignWe won't let Grandma smoke a doobSo we sedate her through a tubeWe've got to fight a War on DrugsWe can't have Grandma walkin' 'roundGiving hugsAnd so we're cracking down on cancer-stricken stonersTo save America for poor, defenseless pharmaceutical corporation ownersSongtexteAnd you say that's stupidThat's really stupidYeah, you say that's ignorant, insane and asinineAnd yeah, it's stupidI say you're right, it's stupidIt's really, really stupid by Intelligent DesignNow, global warming is a mythEnviro-nazis bug us withWe caused Kyoto disaccordNow only people on the board can affordTo return to the Ninth WardWe drop the ballAnd make another bonehead callAnd pat each other on our backsAnd cut each other's income taxThen we say oopsAnd lose another thousand troopsAnd call another photo opAnd drop another malapropAnd every time it looks like hell for usIt somehow works out well for usAnd you say that's stupidIt's really, really stupidIt's ignorant, insane and asinineAnd yeah, it's stupidI say you're right, it's stupidIt's really, really stupid by Intelligent DesignIt's dumber than a doorknob by Intelligent Design Aus Songtexte Mania