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The mortal world is languishing in deep December snowsThe road to hope is froze-Zen over, so's my noseAnd even as all nations strive the others to destroyOne holiday brings every nation joy:It's Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-KwanzaaWhat a merry multicultural time of yearI'm sure no matter whereThey celebrate over thereThe time of year we celebrate over hereNo matter what your creed or colorYou're sure to have a real good timeA definite "yes" to answer the question, "Can't we all get along?"Let's sing a Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa songHumanity is drifting in an icy sea of strifeThe giant quilt of lifeIs crazy, so's my wifeBut even as all things are dying, one event can steerThe moribund toward more abundant cheerIt's Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-KwanzaaSongtexteWhat a happy heterogeneous holidayIn places near and farWherever the heck you areYou'll find that they can revel the day awayNo matter what your race or religion (or lack thereof)You're sure to have a festive night (or eight or twelve)A seasonal way for neighbors to say, "How could we have been so wrong?"Let's sing a Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa songSo don a party hatAnd kill the calf that's fatAnd throw a Roman SaturnaliaAnd when winter turns to springAnd nature does her thingYou'll be wearing frilly frocks,Resetting all your clocksFor Floralia-Holi-Easter-Passo-Vernal-EquinoxWhat a pan-humanic extravaganzaWhat an ethni-cultu-religio jubileeThey're all joining hands in disparate lands to form a harmonious throngAnd sing a Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa songSo lay aside your crushing load of earthly miseryTo sing a Christma-Hanu-Rama-Ka-Dona-Kwanzaa song with me Aus Songtexte Mania