Roy Zimmerman

C-I-D-I-A-T-F-B-I
I took a correspondence class in wire tapping and assassinationLearned the lingo and the proper etiquette for covert operationI got my degree in top secrecy'Cause gonna be a spyFor the C-I-D-I-A-T-F-B-II'll tell you if you keep it quiet, CIA and FBI, etceteraThey reformed their former ways and got themselves a brand new raison d'etreAnd all the intelligence personnelWill work as one well-oiled machineThe C-I-D-I-A-T-F-B-I is on the sceneThere'll be employment opportunitiesWith prosecutional immunitiesAnd I'll apply, 'cause I know they're gonna needSomeone with my distinctive blend of grit, incompetence and greedI'll uncover Jerry Rubin, but I'll never lead 'em to bin LadenI'll be on the Promenade an' he'll be in a spa in Baden BadenI know when I've messed up and they investigateIt's a test I'll pass.The C-I-D-I-A-T-F-B-I covers its assThe C-I-D-I-A-T-F-B-I - that's for me I know Aus Songtexte Mania