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I've got an ugly face with spots all over the place,I haven't got any mates and my clothes have gone out of date,I go to the pub on my own and drink my orange aloneI sit and stare at the crack, but they just turn their backsI want to chat them up, but I stare at my feet,Then I go home and I beat my meat,I'm dead shy about the size of my dickAnd chips n gravy make me sickI'm a failure with girls -I don't know whyI'm a failure with girls -they make me cryI'm a failure with girls -they're so unkindOnly wish I could say that I don't mindA Macc Lad said: 'Sonny, take note!'And he poured a pint of bitter down my throat,It was the first pint I'd ever had, and I turned into a real Macc Lad,My clothes started looking real flash, I grew a tattoo and a moustacheAnd my car grew a go-faster stripe,Now I pull crack every nightI'm not weak anymore, my dick measures 3'4",Don't you call me wimp-Its 3'4" even when its limpI'm dead macho with girls - I never failI'm dead macho with girls - Coz I sup aleI'm dead macho with girls - Thanks to BoddiesOnly wish that I didn't have VD Aus Songtexte Mania