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While traveling through the lone star stateI lost my lunch before I ate,It happened in a pull-ahead cafeI felt my bones begin to crunchI saw my name on the businessman's lunchAnd the neck who owned the place stepped up to say:Hey buddy, are you blind,Say, partner, can't you read the sign?We reserve the right to refuse service to you,Take your business back to Walgreen's,Have you tried your local zoo?You smell just like a communist,You come on through just like a Jew,We reserve the right to refuse service to you.Well, I walked on in to my house of godCongregation on the nod,Just chosen folks are doing their weekly thing.Hear, o Israel, yes indeed,My book was backwards, couldn't read,But I got a good rise when I heard that rabbi sing,Baruch atah adonaiWhat the hell are you doing back there, boy?We reserve the right to refuse services to you,Your friends are all on welfareSongtexteYou call yourself a Jew ?You need your ticket and your tieTo zip your prayers on through,We reserve the right to refuse services unto you.Life from Laos and CambodiaNo more tears tonight they showed yaThe latest old war movies on TV.You know it's bound to escalateSo go and turn on channel eight,Watch channel seven border channel three.Well, I won't mind your tanks and jets and jeepsAnd speaking on behalf of all my fellow creeps:We reserve the right to refuse service to you,Right, face, forward, moveAnd get the children, too.Let Saigons be bygones,Don't you blow this world in two.We reserve the right to refuse service to you.Well, it's just my luck that god's a TexanOne big sonbitchin' Anglo-Saxon,Some crazy tall Norwegian boreJust to help my body shipped air-freightFrom Texas to the pearly gateJust ring the bell and leave me at the door.I'll be somewhere over Jordan swinging low,I'll hear them tape-recorded angels in lifelike stereoWe reserve the right to refuse service to you,Take your business back to Walgreen's,Have you tried your local zoo ?Our quota's filled for this yearOn singing Texas Jews,We reserve the right to refuse service to you. Aus Songtexte Mania