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Frog: Watch the Frog:Me: What frog?Frog: Oh.Me: That's right.Frog: It ain't the frog without Me:Me: Heck, it ain't a network anymore.Frog: What?Me: You didn't hear the news?Frog: I was fired in 2005. What happened?Me: The WB folded last year.Frog: They deserved it.Me: Damn right. Nobody watched it anymore.Frog: Nobody?SongtexteMe: Oh. I watched Charmed last year.Frog: I thought you were scared of Alyssa Milano.Me: No. It's Holly Marie Combs that scares Me.Frog: Why?Me: She could wrestle Hulk Hogan.Frog: So you wrote an Alyssa Milano waltz?Me: For Stupid Audio 3.0Frog: I know. I was one of the 27 people who bought your CD.Me: Thanks.Frog: You're welcome:Me: Whatcha been up to?Frog: Not much since UPN folded last year.Me: You were going to be the UPN frog?Frog: I was for 2006 until it ... um ... croaked without Me:Me: I'm glad WWE Smackdown made it to the CW.Frog: Isn't that the Hee Haw Network?Me: CW. What a stupid name:Frog: They should reverse the letters.Me: Why?Frog: Because the shows are so crappy, they should call it the W-C!Me: I heard that the WC can seat 15,000Frog: Not all at once.Me: Did you see Veronica Mars?Frog: No, but I saw Suzy Saturn.Me: Was she driving a ... Mercury?Frog: Yes, and eating a Mars bar.Me: Did she have the body of a Venus?Frog: Yea, and her headlights were a big a Jupiter.Me: Bet you she could have named that Nep...Tune.Frog: Suzy should give me a ring sometime:Me: So the WB Plutoed you two years ago?Frog: Big mistake.Me: So when you got fired from the WB, did you show them your...Uranus?Frog: CW sucks too. I'll try working for ABC.Me: Forget it. It's a Mickey Mouse network.Frog: Run by Goofy?Me: They already have a Frog. They bought Kermit a few years ago.Frog: Any other networks?Me: NBC.Frog: Nobody's watching it anymore. How about CBS?Me: Too old.Frog: Fox?Me: A toad by the name of Rupert Murdoch is running it.Frog: My Network TV.Me: Too dumb of a name.Frog: ION?Me: Too weird of nane.Frog: What should I do?Me: Work for Apple.Frog: Why?Me: They're working on an .. iPad.Frog: Very funny.Me: Work for the presidential elections.Frog: Why?Me: At least you'll be employed on .. leap years.Frog: OK. One more pun and you'll be sorry.Me: Why? I didn't mean to ... ribbit in.Frog: That does it!Me: What are you going to do?Frog: I'm going to tell you.Me: OK. Go ahead.Frog: I'm going to go crazy.Me: You can't do that.Frog: Why not?Me: That act was already taken.Frog: By who?Crazy Frog: noises.Me: That's who.Frog: That jerk ruined my life.Me: How?Frog: I was this close to doing a ringtone, but the labels told me to...Me: Hop on outta here!Frog: And they signed the Crazy Frog instead?Me: Yea.Frog: That frog sucks.Me: He had a few hit records in 2005.Frog: I used to sing back in the day when people once sang real songs.Me: Why can't you sing anymore?Frog: Because I got a ... person ... in my throat.Me: It's a good thing they didn't sign you.Frog: Why?Me: Because the Crazy Frog is now a has-been singer.Frog: He was a one-hit wonder anyway.Me: It got some airplay on DFSX.Frog: You're kidding.Me: It's true.Frog: Can I work for you?Me: No.Frog: I need a job.Me: DFSX has shut down.Frog: Why?Me: I sold it to Clear Channel, and they took it Top 40.Frog: Why did you sell it?Me: I thought they could deal with Sound Exchange and thatmoron John Simson better, but the company dumped the comedymusic format after they bought it.Frog: Clear Channel and Sound Exchange suck.Me: Sure does.Frog: Those bastards!Me: Anything on TV?Frog: I like South Park.Me: Family Guy.Frog: Simpsons.Me: Robot Chicken.Frog: Aqua Teen.Me: King of the HillFrog: The Venture BrothersMe: Harvey Birdman Attorney at LawFrog: Squidbillies.Me: 12 Ounce Mouse.Frog: Futurama.Me: American Dad.Frog: Sealab 2021Me: Space GhostFrog: Your Space Ghost song sucked.Me: So does anything sung by Paris Hilton.Frog: At least she's hot.Me: Jessica Alba is way hotter.Frog: Keira Knightly is the hottest hot in the world.Me: No, she isn't.Frog: Yes, she is.Me: Isn't.Frog: Is.Me: Isn't.Frog: Is, is, is, is, is, and is!Me: Alright. Have it your way.Frog: I told you so.Me. So how are we going to end this sketch?Frog: I don't know.Me. Let's go to my bar.Frog: I could use a drink.Me: I have four rows of drinks.Frog: What are they?Me: Let's see, we have booze on first,Bud's on second, a wine row's on third...Frog: So what's on the fourth row?Me: I dunno.Both: THIRD BASE! Aus Songtexte Mania