Allan Sherman

Return to Camp Granada
Hello muddah, hello faddah I am back at Camp GrenadaAnd I'm writing you this letterJust to say my compound fracture's getting betterNo one here knows where my trunk isAnd my bunk is where the skunk isBut the food here is improving'Cause the little black things in it are not movingOur camp nurse is quite a swimmerShe says swimming makes you slimmerHer name's Mrs. PellagriniHave you ever seen a whale in a bikini?All our bathrooms have such thin doorsGee I'd wish they'd move them indoorsWe're all tired of mother goose hereSo next Friday night they're having Lenny Bruce hereLet me stay, oh muddah, faddah let me stayI love Grenada every night the campfire's really keen Oh ma please send some unguintineLet me stay, up here in muddah nature's landAnd tiptoe through the tulips grandSongtexteTo leave would be a shameBesides, I'd miss the poker gamePlease don't worry, faddah, muddahI'll take care of little bruddahHe plays ball here and he rows hereAnd I hope they teach him how to blow his nose hereHe wakes up half past six handGoes directly to the quicksandHe was lonely, now he's betterHe's like all of us except his bed is wetter Aus Songtexte Mania