Dahcy Boike

Hitler Goes On Vacation
It's a Tuesday morningAnd I'm on the phoneCalling Mr. HitlerBut nobody's home.It rang and it rang and it rang to my headThen I got his machine and the message said..."Guten tag you've reached Mr. HitlerAnd I'll be out for 7 daysI've gone on vacation to the Florida evergladesThere's no mobile signal cause I'm going deepPlease leave your name and number after the beep."-beep-" Uh Hi, Mr. Hitler? Sir I hadn't heard you leftBut I left all of my papers on the papers on top of your deskIts Mr. Murray, you know from customer service.Please call me back after you've heard this-click-Then a week past by, and he returned my callHe said"Mr. Murray, I just got your message, and the papers on timeAnd must say that customer service is going just fine"SongtexteI said thank you when he started to say"Keep up the good work, see you Monday"I've got some stories for youHitler went on vacationTo the Florida evergladesHe went to get laidEvery day and every night and every night any dayOh Hitler why do you need to cheat on Eva BraunYou know she's got it goin' onBut I guess a man needs to be a manThe best that he canEven if he rules Germany and every country in betweenHe's got to fuck a bitchEvery now and again to satisfy that lustful itchHe's going to die and he's going to make you, tooFuck the Jews Aus Songtexte Mania