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whether I'm a yellow puerto rican or husayn (?)it really doesn't matter cause it's all the same andwhite boys, brown boys, blah blah blahyou give me your number, I call you upyo, you know who you look like?shorty said I look like Carlos Mencialike Carlos Mencia, fuck Carlos MenciaI said take notice, and Ma, please focusI look like him but (?) mixed with George Lopezshorty said I look like Mario Lopezwith no lats and no traps and no pecsand no abs, shorty said I look like Cro-Magnon man,that's a cavemanshe told me I was racist at the rave, man.yeah shorty said I look like the Cro-Mag too manshe said I'm half rasta, half pasta, no Ragu manshorty said I look like Slash with no hat onshe asked if I had a spot where we could get our smash onshorty said I look like Devendra Banhartshorty said I look like that dude from Japan's artyou know the dude who did the Kanye album covers?shorty said I look just like Egyptian Loveryeah we was kickin it, I said you chillin Ma?Songtexteshorty said I look like a chubby Jake GyllenhaalI said this ain't Brokeback, and i'm a broke macktype so hard and i'll type it on a broke macbook airwell girl you look hereI look real fly, and we fly highI'm like the latino cop on CSI aye-ayeshorty said I look like the guy who did that song called La Bambawhat was his name? ay, carambaI don't even know, shorty wanna do the rhumbaI said that was dumb thoughwait, shorty said I look like Osamaplus Obama, minus the dramashorty wanna meet my mamashorty said I look real calm and maybe I got good karmashorty said I look like (?)(?) or Deepak Tijoritmaybe John Abraham or Shahrukh Khan(?), Salman KhanAamir Khan, Kader KhanGenghis Khan, no Irrfan KhanI just wanna (?) all night longshorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christ,Jesus Christshorty said I smell like beans and riceshorty said I look like the dude from the Passion of the Christyeah shorty said it twice, shorty said I was niceyeah shorty bit my ear like Mike Tysshorty said I look like Bob Weissshorty said I look like (?) minus the iceshorty said I'm nice, yeah shorty said it twiceshorty said I look like Sean BridgmohanI said maybe I might look like just mohan, brohanor maybe Rohanshorty said the ninja that she with ain't thisand shorty said I act like a gay David Banner on acidshorty said I look like I work in a garageshorty said I'm Turtle from Entourageand she look like Sloanand when we boneshorty don't say much, yeah shorty just moanthat's cause I'm a freak yoshorty said I look like Richard GriecoGrieco or Greco?shorty said I look kinda like Art Geckoshorty said I look like the gecko from GEICO commercialsplus the caveman too, she hurt meshe hurt you too? man, she hurt a lot of foolsoh my god, she meant a lot to a lot of foolsshorty said I look like the dude who cuts her rosesshe forgets his name but she supposes it was Moseswait, Moises?shorty asked why all the voices from those places have such strange names or facesI told her das racistI told her das racist, she like me cause I'm tastelessI gave her bracelets and we hit it in her mama's basementadjacent to it in your sister's darkroomshorty said I look like a cartoonlike a dude throwin a harpoon at a whale and shit Aus Songtexte Mania