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Worried 'bout the theft of my girlSuspects: every guy in the worldThe thief was laying under my noseStriking his remarkable poseVersatile: he converts to a chopperTopping me: a young, plain grasshopperVillainous: and that's in his favorTaste for conquering: a tasty flavorHe's bigger plus he's a whole lot badderHis head's a point and his blades are fatterWhen in doubt, better lies in biggerMy girl's in love with my action figureWorsened when she saw the TVShe started to compare him to meMerely mortal: I pack no cloutLesser life form: I'm thrown outVersatile: he converts to a chopperTopping me: a young, plain grasshopperVillanous: and that's in his favorTaste for conquering: a tasty flavorHe's bigger plus he's a whole lot badderSongtexteHis head's a point and his blades are fatterWhen in doubt, better lies in biggerMy girl's in love with my action figureIf I find another girl and marry her somedayThen we have a son, I vow he'll never see the dayWhere I'll buy him a figure from his favorite showHe'll be raised on Barbie: action is no-goVersatile: converts to a chopperTopping me: a young, plain grasshopperVillanous: and that's in his favorTaste for conquering: a tasty flavorHe's bigger plus he's a whole lot badderHis head's a point and his blades are fatterWhen in doubt, better lies in biggerMy girl's in love with my action figure Aus Songtexte Mania