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I'm dating a call girlMy best friend's a stripper it seems(Yeah, sounds good)I thought when I'm older that my hair would turn blond and grow to my shoulders(It didn't, wrong)I'm dating a call girlMy best friend's a dealer it seemsSounds good, sounds nice, sounds niceI thought I'd turn blondBefore I was wrong (wrong)Let's start this king kong(Pause, hey)Yo my kids don't like meMy wife got huge (fat)I'm far away from sand and brunettes with big tubes (blues)Got no career (no) and money talks over here (yeah)I went to prom my cumberbund was a beautiful sheerAnd flowers matchedI was as cold as a ice patchI used to watch side out and dream of changing my name to ZachMy garden's blindsVolleyball practice in bronzeMe and beavis was free as Anthony Kiedis stuck in ChicagoSloppy joes or hard tacos?Some rule snow and ice for the rest of the shrubsSongtexteWho needs LA right?Southern Cal and neon stripes shakes and brunettesAnd wonderful volleyballsI'm dating a call girlMy best friend's a dealer too (fuck it)I thought when I'm older that my hair would turn blond and grow to my shoulders(It didn't go longer)Let's goWe teach the horse specialquiver won't quell start some shit overIntimidating blond maleOut of bounds my serve cells (damn it)Met bathing suits little breast sweat (yeah)Booths walking off crampsOne spike the whole place got amped (Yes)A dive (uh huh) installed them bossServed wide (yes) with everything you got (yes)Great digs and beautiful blocks (yes)You win the tournament (yes)I won't go (no)To go with this shit (no) is permanent like (no)My wife, she's hugeIt's like she ate a tire, shit(Yeah, you look good, you look good, baby)My kids are terrible... serious(forest fires, out of control raging homicidal...)And I'm fucking a call girl(Hey baby why don't you suck down...)I thought when I'm older I would turn blondDarkest king kong, now boy I was wrong Aus Songtexte Mania