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He was discovered early this morning by former co-workers in a public bathroom at his former workplace. It was revealed by the police that he had been there since Thursday evening. It is presumed that he choose that date because of the extended weekend to provide an extra day of decaying before he would be discovered. The body was found naked, with all major arteries slashed and as is the case with most hangings, both the body's bowels and blather gave out. It was revealed through forensics that he was also covered in vomit, caused by having swallowed rotten milk presumably on purpose, and semen from having masturbated one last time before using the blade to mutilate his genitals and along with his whole body to cause as much blood as possible to come out. One can safely assume that he wanted to be found covered in as many vital fluids as possible when he would be discovered. Co-workers described the sight, and especially the smell, to be intolerable and are noted as being in need of immediate psychiatric help as a result of making this gruesome discovery and were all sent home from work to try and recover... Aus Songtexte Mania